Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
My Bucket List
Welp - Enjoy. Don't ask tooooo many questions.
( x ) Made a date go blind
( x ) Skipped school (with my best friends girl friend. We caught him sunbathing in the backyard. Life’s tough when you’re sick)
( ) Watched someone die (but I went to a Cemetery once)
( x ) Been to Canada. Eh. Long story.
( ) Been to Mexico (it’s pronounced “me`HeeCo”)
( x ) Been to Florida
( x ) Been on a plane (duh. I’ve been to
( x ) Been lost (all my life)
( x ) Been on the opposite side of the country (anywhere outside Utah is the “opposite side of the country”)
( x ) Gone to Washington , DC (During Clinton’s impeachment hearings. It. Was. Awesome.)
( x ) Swam in the ocean
( x ) Cried yourself to sleep (Kalli ate my last Snickers bar)
( x ) Played cops, chefs, and robbers. I cook to make friends. Then I steal their guns and kill em.
( x ) Recently colored with crayons (All the time)
( x ) Karaoke Genius
( x ) Played chess for a meal
( x ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (5 1/2 years and counting)
( x ) Laughed until some kind of meat product came out of your nose
( x ) Destroyed a snowflake (with my bare hands)
( x ) Showered in the rain (for reals – good times)
( x ) Beaten up Santa Claus
( x ) Made out under the mistletoe
( x ) Ordered the sun to rise (works every time)
( x ) Toyed with Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms in a playful fashion (Blown bubbles)
( x ) Gone ice-skating (hence the bad back)
( x ) Been skinny dippin outdoors / indoors / it’s aaaalllll gooood
( x ) Been in the movies
( x ) Watched a marathon on TV once
( x ) Pie-dived (way too fun)
( ) Bungee Jumped – no, but I did fly a plane solo
( x ) Been so happy you cried (found my emergency Snickers bar)
1. Any nickname? I would tell you, but this is sent over a company email system.
2. Mother's maiden name? You WISH
3. Favorite drink? The Dr. is IN
4. Body Piercings? Only a few - :-)
5. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you love your job? See question #1
6. Birthplace?
7. Favorite vacation spot? Vacation? Oh ya, that. Well, let’s go with the cabin
8. Ever been to
9. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Don’t tell Kalli
10. Ever been on TV? Who hasn’t?
11. Ever steal any traffic signs? No. That’s illegal. I only do Legal mischief
12. Ever been in a car accident? Yuppers. They stink.
13. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? 4 door mass of madness
14. Can you drive a standard car? What’s a standard car? Is there really a standard for cars?
15. Favorite pie? Peach Dreamyliscious (me and Beyonce made it up)
16. Favorite number? 69 Dudes (um, probably 7, or 17 – cuz it’s my birthday)
17. Favorite movie? Bourne Trilogy. Matt Damon and I go WAY back.
18. Favorite holiday? 4th of July (who doesn’t like blowing stuff up?)
19. Favorite dessert? Nielson's Concrete (I side with Aaron on this one)
20. Favorite food? Mexineseian (you figure it out)
21. Favorite day of the week? Any day I actually wake up. One more chance to get it right!
22. Favorite brand of body wash? I’m intrigued by this “body wash” of which you speak
23. Favorite toothpaste? I have this little rhyme (Jen knows ALL about my little memory things) it goes like this: Crest is NOT the best. I can’t stand their twisty cap. I need Colgate’s flip top. I neeeeed it!
24. Favorite smell? Burning Feathers (or Chinese food)
25. How do you relax? See Question #1
26. How do you see yourself in 10 years? With a magic mirror, duh. How else would I see myself in the future?
27. Furthest place you will send this message? I’ve outsourced the sending of the message to my computer. I will simply give the command.
28. Who will respond to this the fastest? Definitely not me.
29. What is your favorite breed of dog? Shouldn’t this question be before #28? #28 seems kinda like a “closer” if you ask me.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
Disclaimer
Well, I guess Kalli got tired of lecturing mom and dad on not throwing away any of her creations, because she put a disclaimer on her latest work of art...
She's learning that this whole "Reading & Spelling" thing has its benefits. Oh ya, you do NOT want to be cross-examined by Kalli after she finds a Twix wrapper in the garbage. There's NO skirting around when candy's involved. I'm planning on her retiring me and Jodie when she's 25. I hear that expert lawyers don't come cheap!